First we gotta do something about that old 'tato sack.

This official Homestar Runner t-shirt was designed by Tony Kuchar and Nina Matsumoto and printed front and back by Forward on soft polycotton shirts from Canvas and District (Unisex 3X-6X and Women's sizes are 100% cotton).

Each one comes with a bonus sticker featuring—Sickly Sam, I wish you'd leave us alone.